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“How come all my food tastes like motor oil?”

dentures.jpgRoger Bean of West Palm Beach, Florida (…where else?) has been hit with charges of running a dental office out of his garage. An illegal dentist’s office, as he is unlicensed – the 60-year-old has allegedly been making false teeth and dentures, charging $200 for what usually costs over two grand.

And not only was the work itself illegal, but there were serious health risks, as his garage has been described as “filthy.”

Personally, I love the fact that his clients “praised Bean for saving them thousands of dollars.” I mean, I understand that some elderly folks may not have the money to afford proper dentures. But can they really be all that happy about the potential disease and infestation they’re putting into their mouth each and every day? I mean, is the Plague really worth it?

Oh, that’s right. These folks are all Floridians too. They probably actively seek out the Plague. …I love Florida.