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His folks might want to get a tuition refund

college-tuition.jpgNineteen-year-old Joseph Burzynski goes to Indian River Community College. He’s a diligent student who is all about getting his papers handed into class on time. Unfortunately, his diligence doesn’t extend to showing up to class sober.

When you drink before class, you do stupid shit. Like drive to the police parking lot instead of your community college campus. And almost hit a sergeant. And get busted for DUI for being twice over the legal limit.