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Hey! Watch Where You Stick that Thing, Mister
Out in South Carolina, a drama teacher has been charged with assault and battery against a 17-year-old student, been placed on administrative leave, and faces up to a month in jail. It seems that Harold Skinner got a little overzealous with his improvisational acting tutorial.
Indeed, in an effort to show his students how a gorilla might act, Skinner “grabbed a student by putting his hands on his torso from the rear, and then thrust his pelvic [sic] into the student several times, acting as a gorilla would act under a sexual type situation.”
Unfortunately, Skinner failed to follow up this feat by pounding his chest, thumping the ground with his palms, and then throwing his feces at the student. So everyone just thought he was humping the kid. He probably should’ve kept his zipper up, too.
