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He’s back, ladies and gentlemen!

elliot-spitzer.jpgThis isn’t as grand as some of his previous complaints, but Jonathan Lee Riches (still without the former copyright claim to his name) has filed a lawsuit against Eliot Spitzer and his wife Silda. The March 17 complaint, while short, is a peach:

This is a sexual harassment suit. Gov. Spitzer is try to sell me for prison prostitution labor to Albany Legislators. Spitzer threatened to take my money like he did with Grasso. All corporate convictions Spitzer used the fines to pay for prostitutes for himself and implants for Silva. I’m personally offended, I seek a restraining order against him.

Riches may be crazy, but at least he’s up on his current events! And if it’s any comfort, Jonathan, I don’t think you’re the only one who’s personally offended.

(A PDF of the complaint can be found here.)