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Further Evidence That Most Lawyers are Douchebags

battaglia.jpgA Brooklyn civil-court judge — who probably deals with silly lawsuits all day and watches as juries give away millions to undeserving plaintiffs — has decided to join in on the fun. After he slipped and fell in his own courtroom, the Honorable Dickbag, Jack Battaglia, is suing the city of New York and the courtroom’s cleaning lady for $1 million, accusing the city of “negligently using a mop bucket and wringer” and “negligently using a mop and soapy water” to create a “dangerous and hazardous traplike condition.”