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Fun-Bags, No-Pants, Nic-Rage, and Cinderella
In the Tuesday afternoon police blotter, we’ve got a number of unusual stories for you.
A 40-year-old woman in Florida (can we just get an autokey for Florida, Seth?) was arrested over the weekend. The crime: She stood in front of her neighbor’s yard and flashed her goodies to a 5-year-old. Apparently, she lifted her shirt (nothing was underneath it) and jumped around. She must have been demonstrating gravity and centrifugal force.
In North Carolina, a man was arrested for going through a dry cleaners drive-thru while not wearing pants. He was charged with indecent exposure. Now, that’s just dumb. Cut the guy a freakin’ break — he was there to get his pants. You don’t arrest a guy for going into a restaurant hungry, so Kenneth Lee Wollen ought not be arrested for going to dry cleaners pantless.
In Idaho, Eric. D. Marienau was arrested for aggravated assault and driving while intoxicated after ramming his vehicle into his estranged wife’s home at a high-rate of speed. He had a good reason, though. He asked her for a cigarette, and she didn’t bring it to him. That’ll teach her.
And finally, again in Florida, John Glen Aquista had himself a Cinderella moment, only 100 miles from Disney World. Aquista allegedly rammed his van into the bathroom of a house in the city of Holiday. The residents then watched as the van’s driver fled across their front lawn — leaving a shoe behind.
The Florida Highway Patrol was investigating the crash about an hour later when 43-year-old John Glen Aquista of Holiday walked up to the scene. The Pasco County man was bloody, wearing boxer shorts and, most importantly, shoeless. His injuries looked a lot like he smashed his face into a steering wheel, investigators said. Aquista “denied any involvement in the traffic crash,” a Florida Highway Patrol report said. The van wasn’t his, but it was registered to the address where he lived, the FHP said. When a trooper asked him to slip on the wayward shoe, “it was a perfect fit,” the FHP said.
Comments
hi dustin my name is shari could you please e-mail at shariskulina@ yahoo.com regarding john glen aquista (cindrella shoe)
Posted by dustin | May 19, 2007 7:44 PM