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Friday Rules
Rule number one - don’t go into a Circle K.
Rule number two - don’t go into a Circle K, even if you’re drunk. I’m sure you’re just looking for some drunk snacks, but that’s what Domino’s is for.
Rule number three - absolutely don’t go into a Circle K, while drunk, and strip half-nekkid.
Rule number four - don’t go into a Circle K, while drunk, strip half-nekkid and then wander out onto the street, falling over and showing your naughty bits to all of North Canton, Ohio.
As Ted Theodore Logan has been heard to say, “strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”
