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Friday Night Specials

large_mcG.jpgMy bullshit detector is on high alert for this one:

A former aide to James E. McGreevey said today that he had three-way sexual trysts with the former governor and his wife before he took office, challenging Dina Matos McGreevey’s assertion that she was naive about her husband’s sexual exploits.
The aide, Theodore Pedersen, said he and the couple even had a nickname for the weekly romps, from 1999 to 2001, that typically began with dinner at T.G.I. Friday’s and ended with a threesome at McGreevey’s condo in Woodbridge.
They called them “Friday Night Specials,” according to Pedersen.

You know why I’m almost certain this story isn’t true? Because no gay man with any sense of self respect would go to fucking T.G.I.Fridays. Who the hell would want to have a threesome when all three participants just got finished eating green bean fries and fried macaroni and cheese? Give me a fucking break — that dragonfire chicken is simply not suitable for digestion during the same 24 hours as a menage a trois, not unless it’s one of those kinky flatulent threesomes where they fart in three-part harmony.