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For the Love of God! Leave a Man’s Blow-up Doll Alone
Compliments of The Smoking Gun, we get a police report filed by a man who apparently has no shame. It seems that over the weekend, an Iowa man by the name of Trenton Camacho called the cops to report a stolen Priority USPS package containing his “Jenna Haze Love Doll.” According to TSG:
Camacho said that he purchased the $32 item after receiving an e-mail solicitation and did not plan on replacing the stolen goods. Camacho added that he had not previously ordered any blow-up dolls and was not certain what he was going to do with the life-size replica of the popular Haze, who’s starred in films like “Big Bottom Sadie” and “Phuk Factor” and was named “Best New Starlet” at the 2003 Adult Video News awards. Online ads describe the Haze doll as having “soft, perky breasts” and “sexy silkscreen crotchless panties & she has the tightest holes.”
We here at QuizLaw, however, take issue with Mr. Camacho’s uncertainty as to what to do with the blow-up doll. Indeed, we have two suggestions:
1. Father’s Day is just around the corner, and nothing says STD-free father-son moment like swapping a plastic replica of Jenna Haze with your old man, and it sure beats the hell out of a tie shaped like a sea bass. Or,
2. Camacho could show up with it at a party where he knows his ex-girlfriend is gonna be, so that she and the rest of the world can see that Trenton has moved on with his love life and is absolutely not a pathetic loser.
You see, QuizLaw provides much more than easy-to-understand legal information, we go that extra mile to advise those in need of assistance what to do when given a blow-up doll modeled after a real-life porn star. You’re welcome!
