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Eddie Murphy’s getting sued…
…but sadly, it’s not by movie viewers seeking to keep him from doing anymore drek. I mean, seriously, the man’s filmography is absolutely littered with garbage. And it’s not about to stop: IMDB has two untitled projects listed for 2008 - Untitled Brett Ratner Project and Untitled Eddie Murphy/Romeo and Juliet Project. I’m pretty sure I’d rather watch a toilet bowl flushing for two hours than see either of these movies (and yes, I’m aware that there probably won’t be much difference between the end product, although the toilet will probably stink less than these movies).
But I have digressed well off the point. Murphy is being sued by Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary Spice. You may recall that she is claiming that Murphy is her baby daddy and since he’s not stepping up to the plate and signing the birth certificate, she’s seeking a paternity test.
I don’t know about you, but I for one would rather watch that paternity test being administered than watch those Eddie Murphy movies I mentioned before. …Have I made my point yet?
