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Dude, man, you could like totally use it to get high or something
There’s the kid in Vermont, Nickolas Buckalew. And this poor kid just had to plead guilty to two felony charges, earning himself between 1 and 7 years in the clink. What were those charges, you ask? Well, it’s not like he murdered someone. Just felony charges of intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone and intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human body.
Last April, it seems that our good friend Nickolas wandered into a local cemetery and broke into a tomb. Wandering over to the casket, Nickolas was pleased to find the lid easy to open. He then got to work on sawing the head off, which he then wrapped in plastic bags. Nickolas then left, head in bag, and some eyeglasses and a bow tie from the corpse in-pocket.
Why did Mr. Buckalew steal the head? Well, this is the best part. He was bored. But, not to let a good opportunity go to waste, he did come up with a plan. He apparently told folks that he intended to bleach the head and then turn the skull into a bong! Which of course gives a whole new meaning to…wait for it…wait for it…dead head!!
…man, it’s a good thing it’s finally Friday, I’ll tell you what.
