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‘Cuz the boyz in tha hood are always hard
Yesterday wasn’t a good day to be a rapper of either the East Coast or West Coast variety.
Out East, Busta Rhymes got himself arraigned on misdemeanor assault charges. The former Mr. Trevor Smith, who is now out on bail, allegedly beat the shit out of a former employee. The two allegedly got into an argument outside Busta’s office about wages, and Busta then allegedly punched him to the ground and started kicking him. But you see, this took place on the day after Christmas, which our British readers know is Boxing Day, so Busta was just honoring the day. Although we have to make this assumption on our own because, in court, the only statement Busta would make was: “I plead da’ fifth…a fifth of courvoisier!”
Meanwhile, on the West Siiiiide, Snoop Dog’s youth football league (the creatively named Snoop Youth Football League Foundation) has been sued by the National Resources Media & Technology Group. The company made a deal with Snoop’s league for a reality show about Snoop and the league but the league already had a similar deal with 20th Century Fox for a feature called “Coach Snoop.” National Resources is seeking $250,000 in damages plus a year’s supply of Snoop’s stickiest green. The only statement Snoop has made so far is: “I plead da’ fifth/ here forthwith/ and now I’m saying so long/ and hitting this bong…turn up the beat Dre.”
