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Crack. Butt. Butt Crack. Surprise!

crackpipewomanSP_450x412.jpgAh. Now that the election is over, we can get back to what matters around here: Florida.

Police who arrested a woman for stealing money from a car found a glass crack pipe hidden between her buttocks.
Cops made the surprise discovery during a routine search on Evelyn Russo while she was being booked for taking $2 in change.

Man alive: What officer decided it’d be a good idea to search this woman’s ass?