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smoking.jpgOh, why hello there officer.

No sir, I’m just sitting here in my car enjoying the fresh air. Not sure why anyone would have called you to report drug use going on in this car. I’m just chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all looking at some photos of some kids in school.

Oh, wait, ignore that last bit. And ignore the haze around me. That’s not pot smoke, that’s just, uhm … my aura?

…Well ok, take me in for unlawful possession. But let’s not worry about those photos. Nothing to see there.

…Oh, pictures of nekkid young girls are illegal. Well I guess there is something to see there, then. Dang.