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Can I Smell Your Schweaty Balls?

6a00d83451f25369e200e54f85e8368834-800wi.jpgI guess it’s cheaper than hiring a private investigator:

Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.
The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.
The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom “to display his penis to her so that she can smell it,” the report states.
She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.
As she went to sniff her husband’s penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

You know what’s almost as bad as being punched in the mouth? Smelling a penis that’s just been removed from adultery sex.

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That "smacks" of desperation