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BREAKING, BREAKING — Dapper Don Pinched by the Coppers for Hawking His Homehade Hooch Without a License

…Actually, this fine fella’ was busted for driving with a suspended license (his license had been suspended thanks to a little DUI). But that just didn’t have the same Newsie ring, you know?


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I think Tucker Carlson will be sad to know he is no longer relevant enough for his arrest to make headlines.