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Big Mouth, Little Tongue

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When the deputy turned his lights on the car, he saw a man urinating. The deputy approached the man, who said he had to go to the bathroom because he’d just drank a bunch of beers, according to the report.
The man told the deputy the reason he was slurring his speech was because “his dentist advised him his mouth was too big for his tongue,” according to the report. The man registered a. 089 on a portable alcohol breath test and was arrested on suspicion of drinking under age.