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Bawitdaba, indeed
For those of you rabidly following the legal shenanigans involved in the Scott Stapp/Kid Rock sex-tape escapades in the hopes that the court system can quickly work this out so you can watch the two rockers play swords, the latest twist comes from a Miami judge, who has thrown out a lawsuit brought by the “star” of the video for invasion of privacy. The befouled receptacle in question belongs to gal known only as “Jane Doe,” who has been told that she cannot proceed in her suit against Stapp and the video’s distributor, World Wide Red Light District, unless she reveals her real name. In other words, unlike the hordes of ladies that Scott Stapp and Kid Rock have bedded over the years, this one cannot remain anonymous. Indeed, according to World Wide Red Light District’s attorney, the woman has no case whatsoever since she wasn’t “abused.”
Not abused?! Perhaps “Jane Doe’s” lawyer should rethink her legal arguments, because fornicating with Kid Rock while he chants “da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy” should presumably proceed on the basis of res ipsa loquitur alone
