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Bank Robbing 101

point-break.jpgGood morning class. Three lessons for you today. The first should go without saying, but I’ll say it anyway — try not to act terribly suspicious when you’re in the bank and getting ready to pull off your great heist.

More importantly, the second lesson — stay alert. Consistently alert. Even after you’ve passed your “gimme money” note to the bank teller. Because if you broke the first rule, your suspicious behavior might just have, I dunno, caused a uniformed police officer to be standing right behind you.

And third? Well, when there’s an armed and uniformed cop standing behind you in line, maybe you should postpone your heist for another day. That is, if you had the good sense to notice him in the first place.