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As a Resident of Maine, Am I Pro-America or a Terrorist?

My opinion: The “Real America” should secede. They can call themselves, “Redneckia.”

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Well, I've been a resident of Maine for all of my 19 years, and I find that it depends on where in Maine you are. Northern Maine is like a completely different part of the country,and I'm guessing all of their tractors and worldly possessions on their front lawns means they're the Pro-America portion. All of us down in Southern Maine? Oh yeah, total commie terrorists.

I grew up in Cape Elizabeth, and am therefore most likely a terrorist. To make things worse, I have lived in San Francisco the last two years.

I was born in SF, so I am surprised they did not just drown me as an infant to make the world more patriotic.