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Arrested for Farting? That’s Flutulent!

fart-button_large.gifOnly in Florida, folks:

A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he “deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class,” according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart’s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff’s Office report, a copy of which you’ll find below, notes that the 4’ 11” offender admitted that he “continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers.”

I’m guessing the kid wasn’t the silent but deadly type. But, come on: What do you expect after those school lunches?