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Actual AP Headline: “Dutch Man Injures Posterior in Mooning Accident”

mooning_gnome.jpgIf you hurt your ass while trying to moon someone, then you’re DOING IT WRONG.

Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a “mooning” that went horribly wrong. A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back “for a joke.”
It says that at one point the 21-year-old “pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant” that broke and resulted in “deep wounds to his derriere.”

What the hell? Dumbass probably needed another ass crack, anyway.