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dog-tree.jpg“Hey, whasssat? Ooooooo, isha tree. Thank the goodness — this booze is running frew me like da’nile.”

Yeah, turns out pissing on a tree isn’t such a great idea.

Particularly when it’s four in the afternoon and you’re sloshed.

… And when you’re on probation.

… And when the tree is right in front of a police station.