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Lose Yourself … in a Court Motion

eminem.jpgMan. Kim Mathers, twice-divorced wife of the Real Slim Shady (that’s Eminem – real name Marshall Mathers — for those not hip to the hip hop), does not like her ex-husband. And she can’t shut up about it. Take, for instance, what she told a Michigan morning radio show the other day.

“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all … He’s not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work … Since he left the house in February (2006), I don’t know what he’s doing. His visits are few and far between, and when he does come around it’s nothing positive.

Eminem, however, would rather Mathers not discuss his penis size in public, so he’s going to court on Monday to seek an order to shut her up. Why? Because, Eminem says, Kim’s words are harming their 11-year-old daughter, Hailie.

The motion seeks to prohibit Kim Mathers from making “derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negative comments” about him in public, because, the motion claims, her comments would harm Hailie.

Hmmm. You have to wonder about the hypocrisy, here. Granted, Eminem is a helluva talented fella, but which is more harmful to a child: Hearing that your Daddy’s penis is small, or hearing your Daddy sing about slitting your mother’s throat, raping your grandmother, and throwing your Mom’s body parts in a lake?

If Emimen really wants to keep “derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negative comments” about a parent away from his child, he may want to start with his lyric sheets first.

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Perhaps eminem should be allowed to express himself freely, and they can attempt to be responsible enough as parents to keep adult content out of the hands of their child. Parents have sex lives, but they do not share these with their children. They keep them private (if they are sane). Should it be any different for an artist with children?

eminem is highley talented, and it is pitafull that eminem disses kim alot but.......... who gives a shit she duz fuck all for the music enviroment whilst eminem helps lil kids commit suicide