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Liberal Commie Bastards Reject all the Good Laws

mudflap.jpgI don’t get it. What’s wrong with this country? Arizona state house Democrat Ed Ableser was just looking out for our children (they are the future, after all). So, he proposed a law that would ban mudflaps with racist terms or silhouettes of women. But it was rejected by the state house. What’s wrong with the proposal? We don’t need to see racist terms or naked women on our roadways, do we?

Just the other day, in fact, I was driving down the freeway and saw this mudflap and had to avert my eyes. I nearly ran off the road and killed myself. What if I’d had a child in my car? We can’t have that kind of hate-fueled content on our nation’s highways. Sexual predators with decorative mud flaps have to be stopped; we can’t have that sort of thing inflicted on today’s youth. Do you have any idea how prurient Betty Boop is?

I agree, wholeheartedly, with Democratic Rep. Theresa Ulmer:

“I personally am tired of explaining to my 11-year-old son why they (women) are depicted on mudflaps , but not all women are 36Ds. He’s very confused by that. But seriously, this is about family values — what are we going to send out as a message to our children.”

Indeed! We have to teach our children that the First Amendment is meant to be violated. That’s what it’s there for, after all. Also, that state congressmen and women should spend more time on things that matter, like this law, rather than fritter it away funding schools or repairing the roads. And no parent should ever be asked to discuss breasts with their children. Kids should be kept ignorant. So that they might grow up some day and propose excellent laws like this one. And I just can’t believe it was rejected. Ridiculous!

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Wait. Liberal commie bastards REJECT all the good laws? Or do they PROPOSE all the good laws? Because based on the linked article, the bill was sponsored and endorsed by Democrats. So this looks like one instance in which the stodgy, moralistic conservatives weren't the ones getting the vapors from inappropriate mudflaps.

Democrats are as big of morons as Republicans when it comes to the First Amendment. Remember, the V-Chip and music-labeling came from Democrats. And they both cry like idiots when the other party tries to stomp on their own rights.

God forbid a mother have to explain something to her child. That's part of a parent's job - explaining the big scary confusing world to their children. It's their opportunity to share their personal morald and values to the next generation as having morals imposed on all children by the government. Diversity of thought and opinion is a good thing!

GET A LIFE Representative Ulmer. Better yet, be a mother to your "son" (if he indeed really does exist). Sounds like an excuse for gaining fame & fortune as a newby lawmaker to me.