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Bono? Is it Bono? B.J.? Kong? Come on, what the hell’s your name?!?

howling-monkey.jpgEarlier this month, a monkey was arrested in Perth, Australia, because he refused to identify himself to the police:

The monkey had declined to give his name when questioned by police, so they took him away. At the police station, the monkey was identified as a young man, Brenton Green, dressed in a realistic monkey suit.

Police had earlier received complaints that the monkey had been harassing passersby and knocked a hamburger out of a man’s hand.

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Really... no one could tell it was a man in costume? At least someone was smart enough to call the police and not the zoo.