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What a minute, that’s not part of the custom paint job!

beamer.jpgWell this headline really says it all, don’t it?

Hot for the Car — Edmonton man sentenced after masturbating on a BMW

What, you want more? Well, it seems that 45-year-old Sandy Wong has what the Edmonton Sun refers to as some sexual deviancy — he “gets turned on by expensive and classic cars, motorcycles and women with big feet and [he] really likes to expose himself in public.” And no place is tailor made for this combination of fetishes than the Home and Garden Show!

So back in March, Wong hit up the show and after three BWMs got him all hot and bothered, he hopped atop one of the Beamers and “[s]hortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweat pants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver’s door window.”

Turns out this is not his only such incident — in May he was arrested “for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to ‘tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia’ on the hood of the car.” And then there was another car-top incident in June.

Last week, Wong got a 90 day sentence in the clink (which he’s already served) plus two years probation, in exchange for pleading guilty to three counts of indecent exposure, and some charges of mischief, theft, and obstructing a peace officer. He also has a 10 p.m. curfew because I guess one is more tempted to schtupp car roofs at night. Romantic moonlight, I suppose.

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I don't even want to see what he does to a Rolls or a Porsche.

Way to represent Edmonton!! What with the Winnepeg man masturbating with the toy dog last week, the Canadian prairies are finally showing the world what we are capable of!

Wow, I never thought I'd see my home town on your blawg Dustin, I stand corrected. What's better, I know people who were there!