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The Daily Memo - 8/18/08

check.jpgACLU to Judge: “Uhm, yeah, we don’t dig it when judges pray in open court during hearings, ordering those in the courtroom to join hands and pray along with him.” (Above the Law)

check.jpgJohn McCain to everyone: “I will be a pro-life president. Pro-fetus life, anyway. Troop life, I don’t care so much about.” (The Jed Report)

check.jpgJudge to Chicago lawyer: “You takes these sanctions because your client is a foul-mouthed ingrate. You take them and you like them!” (Law.com)

check.jpgMinister to court: “I didn’t know it was illegal to steal my flock’s identity. I mean, that’s totally what Jesus would’ve done.” (LawInfo)

check.jpgCustomer to Time Warner: “Stop making me rent your shitty fucking cable boxes!” (ars technica)

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I have a novel's worth of issues I've had with TWC. Starting with "why isn't there a toll-free number to call?" and "why do i get disconnected everytime I call when you're a 'leader' in technology" to "why have I spent the past four saturdays dealing with your workers and the problem isn't fixed yet" to "why did your worker leave all his wires and shit in my bedroom and my landlady's backyard?" I've had two separate three-month long ordeals with these dicks in the past year, and have even railed into their customer associate at the corporate level. But there's not so much to be done about it because they're the only cable internet provider in my hood. BASTARDS!