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Nothing says classy vintage like “plastic bladder in a box”
So I’m not all that interested in this story, about some 42-year-old drunk who the cops were called to deal with after he got so sauced on a 3-liter box of wine that he passed out in a hallway. Nothing particularly interesting about it.
Rather, I’m intrigued by the Kitsap Sun headline:
Warning: Consuming Entire Box of Wine Not Recommended
Really?
Shouldn’t it be more like:
Consuming Even a Drop from Box of Wine Not Recommended
Comments
That's how frat boy sneak alcohol into the football stadium: tape a wine bladder to their bodies under their shirts. Mmmm, warm bladder o' wine!
Posted by three elle | April 2, 2008 12:43 PM
I'm a wine snob--actually honeymooned in Napa, and I've got to say that there are actually a few really palatable (sp?) boxed wines--mostly from Australia. Black Box is a good, everyday wine--I like their Chard. the best.
Posted by Niki Black | April 2, 2008 2:00 PM
Loooook. Don't hate on somebody's preferred method of drunkage. When you're poor and single? Nobody needs to know.
Posted by greer | April 2, 2008 5:45 PM
Don't knock boxed wine as a good camping wine. What, are you going to take a case of bottled wine into the woods? That doesn't work well when drunkenly stumbling over tree roots.
Posted by katy | April 2, 2008 9:45 PM