Nothing says classy vintage like “plastic bladder in a box”
So I’m not all that interested in this story, about some 42-year-old drunk who the cops were called to deal with after he got so sauced on a 3-liter box of wine that he passed out in a hallway. Nothing particularly interesting about it.
Rather, I’m intrigued by the Kitsap Sun headline:
Warning: Consuming Entire Box of Wine Not Recommended
Shouldn’t it be more like:
Consuming Even a Drop from Box of Wine Not Recommended