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Make Like a Tree and … Oh, Fuck It

1557465.jpgOver the weekend, a man walked into a Citizen’s Bank branch in Manchester, NH and robbed the place. He was dressed as a tree. And while James Coldwell had no weapon, the teller handed the man an undisclosed amount of cash.

Lemmie get this straight: She gave the man with tree branches duct-taped to his head a handful of money. Because trees are scary? Because she actually thought it was a talking tree? Because she really thought the tree needed cash?

But, more importantly, the award for worst pun in this case goes to Sgt. Ernie Goodno, one of the investigation officers who offered up this jewel: “He really went out on a limb.”

Mr. Goodno, for that outstanding effort, you win the deafening groan of the entire QuizLaw readership.

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I will start it off:

GROOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

Oh, c'mon. I chuckled at that. Then I groaned. Hard.

Wow. That is all I can say, just wow.