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Lightweight!

You’d expect, after watching this video, to hear that the shit-faced Kentucky-based flight attendant involved was way over the legal intoxication limit. Nope. She’s a .03, which is even below the legal limit of .04 for flying. Girl just can’t hold her alcohol.

Money line:

Police dispatcher: Do you require immediate medical attention?
Flight attendant: Yes.
Dispatcher: What for?
Flight attendant: Because I’m thinking about punching some people.