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Lessons in Courtroom Attire

Let’s say you are a criminal defendant who is coming into court for the first day of your murder trial.

It’s an excellent idea to stroll in with a suit and tie on.

It’s a terrible idea to also have shit smeared all over yourself. (This is good fashion advice outside of a courtroom too, in fact.)

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It's actually a great idea, if, like this defendant, you're hoping to be found incompetent to stand trial...

Okay, it's never a great idea. Yuck.