I object on the grounds that … I want you sooo bad.
If you think dating someone you work with can lead to awkwardness in the workplace, prosecutor Michael Golden has got you beat. Apparently it came to the attention of the court that he had an intimate relationship with … wait for it … the defendant’s mother.
The defense in the case, which represents a teenager accused of arson, has asked that the charges be dismissed. Golden has stated that he terminated the relationship once the boy was arrested.
Which makes sense, because it would totally be awkward to be cross examining little whatshisname while his mom is in the back of the courtroom mouthing “I’m not wearing panties”.