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“George Carlin Is In Hell. Deal With It.”

If Heaven admitted Westboro Baptist Fuck, Fred Phelps, I’d gladly walk into the flames of Hell with a smile on my face.

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I'd apply for the job of chief stoker.

Was that a picture of a naked woman in the flames of hell? Is this how they get away with looking at pictures of naked women?

Reminds me of a good, and kinda related, joke:

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

I just ... WOW.

Does his Bible not include the "Judge not lest ye be judged" section of the Gospel? The glee with which he proclaims that Carlin is suffering eternal pain is sadistic, plain and simple. What the hell is wrong with these people? How do they look at Christ and come up with THIS?!?

The irony is that this cretin proves Carlin right. This "religious" man who should according to the Bible, be forgiving and praying for someone who has died, is bashing him? Demonizing him? Threatening to picket his FUNERAL? And on top of it, I love the choice of words in his "exquisite torment." This disgusting excuse of a man is glamorizing hell's torment? He sounds vengeful when he should sound forgiving.

The absolute mindfuck of this whole thing is that Fred Phelps led the fight in striking down Jim Crowe laws in Oklahoma. Before he went apeshit crazy, this guy did a tremendous amount of good for a lot of people. Kind of sad seeing what happens when obvious mental illness does not get treated. I am not saying that religion equals mental illness. I just think that in this case its the only possible reason for how different and rapid he changed.

To the guy who banishe's Carlin to eternal torment and pain, now this, though you may not accpet him and shun him from your heart, Carlin love's you and waves down at you, while riding the big electron.

(I also am aware that I am a horrible typist, and shall lash my self with licourice. Carlindammnit dyslexia!)

too much sun causes you too lose all sense of respect rational and comon decency, this guy and his followers are like a ship full of gingers stranded at sea for 9 months. damn good thing they had half a bible and materials for picket signs.

I have a pin that I bring out occasionally...

"Protect Your Children from the Christian Coalition"

Im going to wear it tonight after seeing this...

I think Anonymous' tactics should be used against this clown each time he shows up to protest at funerals.

Carlin was an arrogant, foul mouthed, fag loving abortion supporting, Christian hating rebrobate degenrate. He mocked God and now he's paying for it. Don't be so flippant about hell - everyone in there right now wishes they hadn't even been born.

Mike, your understanding of the scriptures is putrid. You have no idea who God is nor do you understand spiritual things. To start with, according to scripture, George Carlin is neither in heaven nor hell. George Carlin is dead. Go to bible-truths.com and clean the wicked lust for eternal blood out of your mind.