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Common Sense Lesson #160

pregnant-lady.jpgDon’t tell your girlfriend, pregnant for nine months, that you’ve been cheating on her. At least not in person:

A woman who is nine months pregnant was charged with felonious assault early Friday morning after she allegedly stabbed a man in the chest with a kitchen knife.
Twannette Woods, 20, of University Heights, is accused of stabbing her boyfriend around 5 a.m. Friday after “he told her that he was cheating on her,” according to Cincinnati police. The incident occurred in the 700 block of W. Martin Luther King Drive.
Police records also say that Woods was transported to University Hospital because she is so near her due date.

What provoked this dude to tell her at 5 a.m., anyway? Did he just wake up and think, “Now would be a great time to ruin my girlfriend’s life!” If I’d been spoken to at 5 a.m., I’d probably be a little stabby myself.

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Plus, didn't the guy know this would happen on West MLK Drive? As Chris Rock once said, there is ALWAYS some violence going down on any street name after MLK.

He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 'not enough' times.

Seriously, if I were on that jury that woman would get a "NOT GUILTY".

I'm going to say that either alcohol or controlled substances were involved on the part of the dude.