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But the Corpse Never Said No

09b_05_Sally-Anne_415x275.jpgA man accused of biting and knifing a model to death so that he could have sex with her in her own driveway has offered up a defense worthy of Perry Mason, if Perry Mason were drunk, deranged, and ass-crazy desperate:

[Mark] Dixie admits having sex with Miss Bowman as she lay in a pool of blood — but claims she was already dead when he found her. He claims he just happened to be in Blenheim Crescent in the early hours of that morning under the influence of drink and drugs when he chanced upon her body and took advantage of the situation.

So, Mr. Dixie — is this a common practice? Do you regularly approach bloody corpses and try to sex them up? Or were you just feeling adventurous that night?