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British Man Arrested for Being Baaaaaaaad

RastaSheep.JPGIt’s one thing to make sweet, sweet love to a farm animal, but when you have to resort to sheep rape, I think a line has been crossed:

A man arrested in relation to violent sex attacks on sheep must not enter any London farmyard areas as part of his bail conditions. The move follows several complaints made to officers about a man molesting sheep in May and June.
Witnesses reported a tall black man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene. Two joggers became suspicious when the man was spotted pulling up his trousers as he stood near a sheep that was lying on the ground.
Reports that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks are also being investigated.

Hat Tip to Julia for the link, and the punchline: “She really is very attractive considering.” Agreed. That is a hot piece of sheep ass. But if the sheep rapist doesn’t watch himself, he’s going to learn the hard way how vicious sheep can be: