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Brilliant burglar or billiantest burglar?

ford-explorer.jpgCash Burch … how awesome is that name? … was recently busted for breaking into a truck in an attempt to steal it. He got caught because the Ford Explorer has a nifty little anti-theft device. Burch was having trouble starting the truck and wound up draining the battery. That’s when the anti-theft device kicked in, locking the truck! The owner later came out to find Burch stuck in the truck — although he had busted up the dahsboard trying to get out, no such luck.

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I'm so glad I work from home in Florida. Someone on the Pajiba Website said, "Florida - Satan's Playground. What's in the water down there?" Strangely enough, it's sulfur, which explains a lot.

There are a couple of typos in this.