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Batter Up, Asshole
Chytoria Graham, a 27-year-old mother, pled guilty to aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a child yesterday. She faces a minimum five-year prison term for taking a swing at her boyfriend … with her baby.
She swung her four-week-old son like a bat smack into her boyfriend, fracturing the infant’s skull.
At Graham’s preliminary hearing in December, paramedic Betty Schau, who treated the baby, recalled that Graham was crying and disheveled when medical crews arrived. She testified that Graham told her, ‘I swung him. I swung him like a bat.’
The baby, fortunately, made a full recovery. I understand he wants to be a Louisville Slugger when he grows up.
Comments
I wonder if that counted as a double or a single?
Posted by Manny | March 7, 2007 6:54 PM